The Hey! Man

Friends no fiends allowed!

2007-01-05T07:56:00.000-08:00

They call me the Moron's Advocate! I'M BACK!
Yeah wad a kick start to a new year! I receive a Good Progress Award for no rhyme or reason but anyway i juz took the money and blew it all away on a new sk8board!

AN IMITATION ON THE LEFT

My new ride fully pimped!

Ripped some new tricks and the deck is awesome. Ok today was especialy enigmatic and coincidental. 1st up i met wif Sijie the hot chick from my school wif her mischievious brother. Looking good as ever!

Next up i met up wif Chrislynn at the bus stop. Haha she also had 150 bucks from Eagles award which she was dumbfounded to get. Spend it all on Mango clothing by the looks of it. Looking sweet as ever. Sadly she'll be migrating. She'll be truly missed. Talked endlessly on random topics esp DOGS!!! I oni lyk certain. Hey chris dun come after me wif ur dogs to bite me ok!???

Nest up was at the bus. Saw the dude shopkeeper from Gallery. Hahax he recognize me cuz i was the fussy one making all the trouble while buying my Nike SB. However to my astonishment and add to my lady lcuk i saw Afifah. Hahax some1 must hav been enamoured by her presence... Hehe...

To further add to my "i saw my fren outside list" i saw my old sk8 mates Chinowat... Well they no longer sk8 no more so u can call them The Kompang Boyz from Block 141.... Cool... I dunno but for no rhyme or reason they always call me Bob Burnquist due to my style esp the specs

Najib aka Bapak out...
Tune in for more updates. And yes i am changing my blog sooner to a more happening, vibrant and zany of the many mad-capped adventures of the moron. Til then bye!

2006-12-19T02:34:00.000-08:00

Currently in mallaca while i update this blog. Having a short hiatus by spending time wif da family and oso my nephew.

I stuff food to myself every hour. The time spent here ain't that fun either. Of course ther is ths + side wher my cute lil cuz comes along and entert6ain us wif his antics and never ending blabber. I miss the hunks and babes of our lil island aredy. Never wanted to go in the 1st place but circumstaces has thus led me to do so.

Ok time to go. Fuck this bullshit crap town. Its pouring from yesterday and i am sick so dun mind m eblabering my anger and frustration. Feeling flabbergasted. Need the toilet.

damned toilets are at 20 cent ringgit but the stuff ther is 2 times cheaper WTF!!!

punk not emos!

2006-12-16T10:59:00.000-08:00

LOOKS FAMILIAR??? sijie thats what it looks like. NOT EMO!!! still credits for putting in the effort. Ok gtg nw my stomachs burning, the bathroom' calling and the buttocks yearning. Juz did this blog to piss u off and oso compliment u on the effort. =P

da buff

2006-12-14T10:55:00.000-08:00

I am getting wasted by the minute...
No nt by cigs or beer bottles or vodka...
juz wasting time being a wastrel in front of my computer while playing my PS2 and also bullshitting on MSN.
Look at my nick>>>[NIN] My Fcuk (Feat. I.T.) by Dustin Timberwood ~wadever...
see its inevitable that the aftermath of 'O' level was only jovial for that spur of the moment when the fucked up papers r over. Now i am juz straggling becoming a haggard...
Damned no way i am being an EMO! i am gng grunge all messy and stripped to the bone!

Maybe i'll be like him; a mindless wanderer finding seats around younglings having bbq and proposing them for me singing 'Bengawan Solo ' like this old man did. At the rate i am gng its coming real soon...(btw he was reluctant to hav his pic taken)

the mediator

2006-12-13T08:16:00.000-08:00

Mediator- One that mediates, esp one that reconciles differences between disputants.

Ladies and Gentleman i am a mediator in the cyberworld. apparently in disputes, relatiionship problems. Those reading will noe wad i mean. Its kinda cool but tiring. U gotta hav the endurance to hear the long, boring and dragging complaints but it'll all pays off if u make their day better by putting effort and also a lil luck by nt getting into trouble. seems like i enjoy this role a little too much so much so i made an entry wif definitions.

Ok gtg play my Final Fantasy XII. Holy crap got to wake up early again to gym shit u vice-capitan koston!!!.

random shitt

2006-12-11T07:52:00.000-08:00

Arghh my body's aching.
Its straining
Its numb
Its void

Damned i need a job.....

Th void hours of my life after O levels r now filled wif going to the gym, swimmiing, playing soccer, crapping, wasting time @ town or some random place but most of all is to SK8! That is wad i am most eager!.

cant describe this fucked JACKASS feeling

2006-12-09T11:40:00.000-08:00

ok i hav the fucked up feeling this week.
So uch for the job proposition which was vanished in thin air. Fucked screw the industry man. Al l they want r chinese speaking pple. To add they preferably like girls over guys. Typical male employers who made the trend thus do so to "wash their eyes" by ogling at chicks.

Saw the Goofy Vs. Regular singapore version at the sk8 park. Just like the American, Goofy thrashed regular in most of the events. I am the oni Goofy in Jugend which counts me as very odd thus my fellow jugendians were kinda unhappy. Oh well.

Got a bunch of Jackass stickers in which i kept asking for more though i hav. Seems like a little kid paroding around asking for stickers but its kinda cool to hav stickers if u noe wher to place them at. Plus its JACKASS!!! HELL YEAH!!! Opens in Cinemas in Singapore 25th January. i juz hope that it isnt M18 or R21.

Next week ther'll be another sk8 comp. This time is the test of the lethal and the pros in an unfamiliar obstacle @ Downtown East. It sure to be one helluva an event. Oh yeah and the Billabong sk8 team r coming to Singapore for a sk8 demo. FAmiliar faces like Bucky Lasek and Mike Vallely wud be ther to show noobs like us a thing or 2 in sk8boarding. I dun care i am gettiing picturised by the "drunk bear" Mike Vallely. Mbe i'll giv a few bottles of Vodka and asked him to beat up pple like he always does wen he is drunk.haha.

sex sells

2006-12-03T10:08:00.000-08:00

OUTTA WAY BIATCH I WANNA TAKE A PIC!!!

OOOH models posing with their products(LG). As the saying goes SEX SELLS!!! (aww she posed for me!!!STOP BLOCKING!!!)

The Samsung K5 looks cool ans sheek but its kinda crap. Speakers r soft and not much features.

Horny men (esp. the aged) were looking at models over at Big Boyz Toys and oso at Sitex. At the LG booth(the pic wif the chicks) they says r they worth buying. Dumb old fags. My fren was horny enuf to check the "underside" to see if ther is anyting peeping. Over at Lenovo (formerly known as IBM) they had a dancing competition wif models involved and contestants. It was frggin funny!. THIS IS THE SEASON TO BE HORNY!!!.

Nothing interesting but saw a few Bowenians like Daniel, Khairul, Chelsie, Sijie and her BF JunAn. Sijie and JunAn were working together which were kinda of sweet. Upon seeing me she disturbed me and hog me to buy her product which is Acer. Too bad i bought my Acer desktop a while back. I noe she is in for the commission shit but it was to no avail cuz i had nothing on my mind to buy. Daniel worked at the Samsung corner selling the new uber cool camereas. I seem to be distraught and liked the new cams. Mbe i shud get one...

wad a wadding??

2006-12-02T08:43:00.000-08:00

WOAH DRESS IN GOLD!!! UR HIGHNESS!!!

a couple made from heaven... i see cupid... i see angels!!!

a rowdy and crowdy situation

First sign of boredom from my bro, PLAYING WIF MY CAM!!!

Sign no.2 Making paper aeroplanes!!!

Sign no.3 playing @ the drain. WHOSE KIDS ARE THESE!?

Yucks!!! The toilet was uncouth and has a pungent smell. I'm off to Junction 8 juz to shit in the renovated toilet

My nephew staring at me with a conscious of dng sumting

LIKE THIS!!! HOGGING ON MY BACK!!!

ok kid dun let go... I SAID DUN LET GO!!! ARGHH ONE MISCHIEVIOUS CHILD HE IS!!! (damned my sis cam is much clearer than mine though it has the same 2 megapixel). And no no not to show off my hair!

Old playgrounds are better than the new synthetic ones(below) kinda gives the nolstagic feeling...

New playgrounds r a bore!

The wedding was kinda weird. The groom was a turk!!! A white Turk!! They found each other in the internet and vuala they fell in love and now married. HOwever, she is off to turkey and reside ther permanently. Sure to hav good-looking kids. Mix bloods always do or the next generation is.

Kinda ironic. I turned on the News and the Prime Minister was making a speech on Singaporeans residing in foreign countries and losing their roots and originality. Haha! Screw him!!! I'm fuggin leave this faggot of a small country once i'm done wif it!.

I realise my family has aredy have a number of mix bloods as if it is an epidemic. Look at me. I am at the wrong cause of bad experimentation. With a Turk in the family it further adds to the predicament my family is at jeopardy. Then again it could be for the better.

Who says the internet chatroom is all negative.. Look my cousin mis married to a turk found in cyberspace. Well if u're lucky....

12 hours of sk8ing

2006-11-30T08:04:00.000-08:00

woke up at 6.45 with oni 3 hrs and 45 mins of sleep juz to go here and SK8!!!

THE SITUATION IS IRRELEVANT NOW!!!

THEY CONQUERED THE MAIN RAMPS AND BANKS!!!

THEY MONOPOLISED THE (almost) HALF-PIPE AND THE HIGH RAMP!!!

FURTHER MONOPOLISATION!!!

THE RAILS AREN'T SPARED EITHER!!!

THEY COLONISED THE WHOLE SK8 PARK TREATING IT AS A PLAYGROUND!!!

Trying to be cool towards the whole situation!?

Trying to put up a poistive outlook.... IN VAIN!!! pls stop LOLLYLAGGING!!!

it's getting hot in heere but i am not getting a tanned!

EMO POSSE SMOKES???

u noe those moving ads.... if u're lucky this is wad happen. A bunch of guys digging a few backsides

With oni 4 hours of sleep i woke up in the bus wif my hair like this!!!

He seems to be shitting than singing his heart out!

Today was a psychedelic day. Why psychedelic??? Well the weather was playing disco lights and out of nowhere some kids turned up and ruin our glorious fun of sk8ing. Ramps and banks(basically aniting that can slide) became their playground for the day. We watch dumbfoundedly by the corner waiting for them to go away. However, they dun seemed to budge one bit. HELLO CANT U BRING THEM TO A PLAYGROUND OR SOME FIELD TRIP SUMWHER HISTORICAL AND BORING AND NOT THE FUGGING SK8 PARK. Tough the teacher in charge apologized for intruding our solemnity in sk8ing and we gav a positive outlook, yeah we we kinda fazed and felt sucky!

Not really our day, as emos and posses came and ruin. They laugh off at my fren while dng a trick . HW kind of them (LIKE FUCK THEM!!!) POSSES!!! Wearing emo and all but they sux at sk8ing and they r way much younger than us. KIDS NOWADAYS!!!. They need the age old tradition of spanking and etiquette lessons hehe!.

BTW we need pple to suggest names for a crew if u see the pics above TJT is taken. Some fanatic or jackass sprayed it on the ramp!!! So if u hav any suggestion tag tag tag the names!!!

Here r a few we hav thought of:
The Kentalism
North East Sk8ers
Sk8ers league
Catalysticopycuriosity
North East Bombers
HOE-GANG
emoboyz
Poseurland
Kentalistic
Bapak and Sons Co.

ARGHHH they're all crap... pls put ur suggestion forward.. any crap will do!

P.S.
i wanted to do it voluntarily but she forced me in msn so i did this without her consent. soo here it goes...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRUNELLA!!!
16 HUH???
they say 16 IS A SWEET AGE OR BITTER???
HMM... WELL TILL THE UPS AND DOWNS HIT, HAVE THIS DAY TRULY MOMENTOUS!!!

the medication for the frustrated

2006-11-28T10:09:00.000-08:00

Been feeling kinda bored and frustrated at the job seeking. kinda infuriated at this fact. Found a job but has sucky wages and non- flexi working hours.

Thank god for death metal and black metal. Even if they r agaisnt god or religion, they r simply the antidote and reliever of my never-ending problems. Then again in life ther is no such thing as a person freed from problems. Problems are like energy.

Energy can't be broken down but it can transform from one form to another. Same as problems; they juz lead from one to another. Its an inevitable life cycle that sux.

Currently hearing this shit:

Caliban
A Hardcore band. http://www.calibanmetal.com/
www.myspace.com/caliban

Heaven Shall Burn
An Industrial Death Metal Band. www.heavenshallburn.com

30 Seconds to Mars
A Progressive Rock Band. www.thirtysecondstomars.com
www.myspace.com/thirtysecondstomars

Just a note of caution. Not for sissies or the faint hearted. Niwae the decent one is 30 Seconds To Mars which has a former actor, Jared Leto as its lead. Go check it out cuz the band is awesome. Or go to my friendster profile to listen to its latest single 'From Yesterday'. www.friendster.com/illninoforce.

Till then... this has been ur aspiring DJ and Song Provider!>>>

Prom Nite 2006

2006-11-24T10:20:00.000-08:00

Here are the Prom photos!!! (Finally!)

My prom outfit!!! Cool shit!!!

Indren looking suave in the blazer and long sleeve shirt!!!

Alvin move aside i wanna take pics!!!

Looking good while munching the food!!!

Your Ixus Vs. My Lumix (INDREN EMOING!!!)

Haha sorry to intrude ur sumptuous dinner!

This is RA (Realistically Artistic) at its best!!!

This dude won her heart which i wasw 2nd to but who cares?

Prom King and Queen. Hail all and Bow down to the new matrimony. I wonder whether their first child is a prince or princess?? Hmm, watch out for Goong 3!!!

Ladies and Gentleman welcome our Prom King and Queen of the Nite!!!

Even in the dark they know i'm snapping their pics!!!

Ok this is scary...

Dutty Dancing on the Dancefloor!!!

Afifah does a dance Ritual??? Hello its Disco not some African rain dance... Must hav been at the wrong place...

I tink the flash on my camera made a slapping like illusion to the gal... Sorry....

Ok the flash is really getting on the girls nerves!

C'mon and dance dun be all emo and shy!!!

Let's get it started!

Mr Red Hair (me) spotted by Sijie. Congrats u hav found ur mystery tagger!

See even the fat dude beside me can rock!!

Ouch my shoulders r heavy wif ur chin laying upon it!!! and WRONG HAND GESTURE!!! HEHE!!!

Hey i am not the cause of it!!! I noe its 2 mths but its not mine!!!

Ok Indren u r responsible for that 3 mth foetus... Hehe...

Roses madam? (watch out for the thorns!!!)

Colour contrast

Bollywood meets Shakespeare( Adapted from Romeo and Juliet)

Awww sooo sweet???. Isn't she lovely???. Well the moronic me took a pic and then ran off hehehe...

They r practising for their Wedding Dance that is coming soon

Eye for a Guy 3. This time ther r 2 chicks. Nah I'm just the producer!

Irony at its best!!! Wad a Nite!!! Commemorative and Memorable!

These r Sijie's photos which she send to me. I'm just a parodist!!!

I told u the flash is too bright!!!

HEY WAD HAPPEN WHO SHOOK THE CAM!!!

Ermm bouncers i tink we have a crazy kid in the prom!

Oooh lovely gals!!!

More hot gals!!!

Jhawn pimping wif 2

Ermm Jhawn i tink Three's a crowd???

I tink its juz to irritate Sijie

Ok put on the boobies quick!!!

TRIED TO CENSOR IN VAIN!!!

AITE GALS U WANNA SEE FLESH U GOT IT!!

Everyone smile for the camera but Jinqin looks disarrayed. Finally Sijie took a pic wif her boyfriend!!!

C'mon Jinqin a smile won't hurt!!!

Four hunks. Finally Jinqin u smiled. No wait why r u oni smiling wen ther r guys. Ermm dun tell me wad i tink u cud be????>....

Aite guys u look good. Saiful gt glued to the cup???

Chuubby Cheeks!!! Oh dun u feel warm and cosy???

Awww duh be shy Leon!. Gals dig u. AND PLS RETURN MY FLOWER AND DUN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ........

Wad a couple!. C'mon Jpoh dun be all emo???

Woah even my cousin Anuar gets a pic wif Sijie!!!

Ok Sijie do ur math and tell me hw many guys u ask to take a pic. I am clueless!?

Ok wad a nite it was @ the Grassroots Club. I tink it wud hands down be a damned memorable evening wher almost all the graduating attended this fancy affair. No one was a fashion faux pas:; wearing outdated clothing or sumting weird. Everyone looked lovely in their formal costumes.

Though ther was much hogging, commotion and much delay the night kick up blazing wif hardcore hip hop music rummaging the whole place. The DJ was lacklustrous though cuz he played mainly oni one genre and he plays the latest songs at the beginnnig part of the prom instead of the dance so it was kinda letdown. However some songs were kinda get u into the beat like Yeah by Usher and Run it! by Chris Brown got the dancefoor pumping and crazy. Luckily there was no booze or who noes wad might happen. No one was virgin!!!. Even the principal was ashamed and walked away!.

I'll keep it short and simple but i wud like to make a list of awards to these people.

Best song: Sexyback by Justin Timberlake.
Best food: The honeyed Chicken
Craziest event: The one that had boobies.
Gnarliest Hair: Prunella
Punkiest Girl: Perlyn
Punkiest Guy: Me!
The most good-looking guy: THE PROM KING!!!
The hottest chick: i dunno too many!?
CRaziest Guy: Saiful
The most photogenic: Zaki AND Sijie
The craziest on the dancefloor: too many although ther was one gal(wearing boots who is esp. crazy)
Hottest couple: Cailing and BF (they kiss mouth to mouth in front of us!!!)

My ractification and gratitude to Jiayu, Afifah and Cailing for they r the main playas for organising this prom. It almost did not happen but thanx to u duddettes it was made possible. It Was One Helluva Nite!!!

PS. if i offend anyone i am sorry but as the saying goes, NO JOKE NO FUN, NO FUCK NO SON!!!

jobby holloppy!

2006-11-21T08:23:00.000-08:00

Today we tried our luck finding job vacancies in the various stores at Vivocity. Firstly, itwas my 1st trip and the place is fuggin huge and never ending in terms wen u walk round and round. Yes, 3 of the LOSTMORONS were ther together making the trip much more fun and much more boisterous.

The 1st aim was to give Golden Village cineplex a go. Since the place is new and by the advertisements shown, the place is friggin huge i made a presumption that ther wud be loads of vacancies. Yes ther were vacancies but to my astoundment they were kinda cocky and customer service SUX HARDCORE. They gav us a form but they relented and didnt want to borrow the pen to us and use the excuse that they need it. I DUN C ANY FUGGIN PAPERWORK. So much for fostering and promoting cuztomer service. By the looks of it, its not working. If i were a New Paper reporter spying they'll be doomed and shamed.

Below 0.9m if u wanna free ticket in the cinema!!!. The penguin was a fartass enlarge to a monstrous size. I've never seen such a huge penguin. Must be the burgers!!!.

So we wen to this cool, savvy and sheek bookstore and oso tried our luck at the place. However, trhe application forms were the most savvy and smallest and the most cutest thing. Its a fugging post stick. We r suppose to apply for a job not a reminder u jackasses. I tink by the looks of it they r gonna chuck it off sumwher. Btw at least they provide pens to fill up the form. At the same time we oso fill up the GV form.

After all that commendable and sucky applications things were gng straight downhill as we got rejected over and over again. DAMNED!. i knew all the n lvels students took all the vacancies. I even wen to the extent of applying at my old job which is toys'r Us. Luckily that was the only place i was relief that ther is no vacancies. We tried top notch shops like Topshop, Nike, Adidas, Fila, Pull Bear, Esprit, FCUK, Giordano etc but we were turned down consecutively due to either they r looking for full time applicants, calling their office or juz a plain NO!. Well it wasn't fated then. Well then this is a tip that Vivocity has NO VACANCIES!!!.

Miss Kimberly, a mannequin we found at Topshop. Dun ask why we name that cuz it sounds hot. Look ther is a pick-a-boo under her skirt. Unless u're a despo go ahead and zoom!.

After all that we went to the Burger King to eat after our endless rounds of walking we need to refresh ourselves wif some food. The couple meal was worth its cause for it it gave a huge portion of fries, an extra burger and nuggets. However the thing that caught my eye was the Uncle "CROWN'. HE was chasing everybody esp. KIDS to wear the stoopid BK crown. We had fun joking and making fun of him. We were kinda afraid to be preyed by his 'brain washing crown' so wen he chased after a boy to wear ythat contraption we ruxhed to the exit. After making our escape, we laughed and kept a lookout. Who knows wen we stepped into the MRT the dude will come in and shove the crown to our heads. We juz rave on and on laughing our hearts out catchin the eye of a tourists to who also joined in the laughter due to our ludicrous laughter. SO WATCH OUT WEN U GO TO BURGER KING @ VIVOCITY.

Since our luck ran out at vivocity we tried at plaza singapura. It was the same, gt turned down again and again. However wen we reached Yamaha Music Store we were amazed that vacancies were aplenty such as Drum sales assistant, Guitar sales assisteant and Counter sales assisstant etc. Then i saw my old sk8 mate ther working. Seems like slacking. Oh well his job is kinda easy so i dun blame him for being able to struma and play the guitar. Cool, i could polish my guitar and drum skills and learn some new tricks of the trade. To topped it off they provide free music courses which is uber cool!!!. $5 an hour is quite substantial as the job is kinda easy. Looks like i hav a high chance that i wud get the job cuz my fren works ther and cud put a good word for me. We even exchange our Levis' watches. Now my watch is Red witha Blue screen exchanged wif my plain boring black one. He doesnt care cuz its was his gf who gav to him. My fren was damned envious at it.

I juz dyed my hair red. Looks emo, seems emo, people says it is emo but its not emo. Now i have completed my set for prom. I can walk in to prom looking all glam!.

finally its over

2006-11-20T07:08:00.000-08:00

ITS OVER FINALLY OVER. The stress, tension and the never ending nights screwing my guts out ad burying myself endlessly in textbooks and endless pile of notes came to a halt at 9.01 this morning. Now its the time for my long hiatus from study and enjoy the comforts of freedom from school.

Then again as i clean and sanitize my filthy room, i looked back and reminisce at the moments at school. The time table reminds me of times wen we rushed door to door for lessons and also times we had our little fun in betweens. As i opened my unform for the last time the 1st thing that comes to mind is to BURN it all!!!!!!!! Then again i wud be an arsonist if the process is faulty and i wud cause much pollution but who fucking cares!!!. i juz wanna hav a ball of a time now that it has all been done. Now go find a job before we ran out of money and get get salvage by boredom soon after. After all, why nt earn some cash for the keep???

Electronica, a polyphonic prostitute

2006-11-15T08:27:00.000-08:00

OK, another edition of a music blog. My head is now whoozing with electronic music. It simply pushes me to sk8 and gives a groove. Dun get me wrong, I'm no way close being close to a TECHNO BENG OR MAT.

Ther is a huge difference between electronica and techno. Electronica usually synthesizes other elements such as ther guitar and raw voice. It is usually mashed up and fused with heavy lyrics and does not have long "in betweens" parts whereby techno likes to showcase the loud and irritating keyboard grooves and fake, lustrous voice.

Currently these are the bands that are in their game:

The Prodigy: Fuses break-beats and heavy punk driven and hard core lyrics.
Check Out: 'Firestarter' and 'Smack My Bitch Up'

Nine Inch Nails: Fuses Metal and Electronic. Blends in well and the beat numbers r substantial.
Check Out: 'The Hand That Feeds', 'Everyday is Exactly The Same' and 'Only'

Kasabian: Hailed as British breakthrough in Indie-Electronic music. Awesome band. Their songs have been commonly used in many videos and games such as Fifa.
Check Out: 'LSF', 'Club Foot' and 'Empire'

Le Tigre: Cute and savvy lyrics. Known popularly in the UK for their creative juices in their songs
Check Out: 'Deceptacon', 'I'm So Excited' and 'TKO'

Deathstars: They have taken Goth to the next level with samplings and electronica. The lyrics are dark, vestigial and gothic. Takes advantage of the extensive sounds of electronica to their music.
Check Out: 'Cyanide', ''Tongues', 'White Wedding' and 'Blitzkrieg'

Thats all for now.

the rainbow loses to my colourful day

2006-11-14T09:09:00.000-08:00

YAR MAN MOVE UR BOMBAY CLAD OFF I WANNA SMOKE MAN!

Drenched in sweat,thirst and also boredom, i did dis^ breathe in and out.

Ok today was a damned colourful day going to the sk8 park. It was the best eversince the stress of exams r gone. Today it started of slow but the thing that caught our eyes is a model parading round the sk8 park posing for the cam. Th model wasnt that hot so i dun giv much fuck abt it since she wasnt that hot. Then again technology advancemenst has made it possible for one to look good.

As i rest by the nearby bench, i saw the ever deceitful and scheming tv crew by the corner scouting for people for interviews. When i saw one of the sk8ers gt interviewed, i ran towards the other side to grind the curb. To my astonishment later on i was called upon to giv an interview. I reluctantly said yes. It was abt local music and i was suppose to giv suggestions on hw the local music can be further improved and expose. They also ask me for a my resolution for 2007 for the local music. Well being knowledgeable in the arena, i raved on and on abt the music scene wif bands like Electrico and 3Dash1. Cool. Watch me on Arts Central's 'Front' for the coming month.

Next i had lunch at Big John(Go Figure!). I saw the hottest bitch in school and the demure but to my dumbfoundment, she was kinda wild. Both smoked for slimming causes or getting wasted. I dunno i dun care cuz i oni smoke oni at times wif my crew esp.

After 2 hours of waiting, a portion of my crew arrived at the sk8 park. Did some tricks. Saw the full 'LAST FALL' crew esp Saiful. Omg his hair was uber cool and he sk8's fugging well. Saw Bolo too wif his gf. Jugend kept quiet in the shadows by the corner thouh Tafsir joined us wen he is from Last Fall.

Somehw I saw my 2nd sis school which is Cedar filming us sk8ing. Damned sure to be a lot of filming today. Its inevitable to escape from the publis eye wen we r playing a cool and extreme sport such as SK8BOARDING!!!. I simply love it!. I dun giv a dumb fuck abt my fractured hand. If u're passionate, pursuig something u love is worth it. If u fall, get up again and try again. RISE WITH THE FALLEN!!!

TRIP WIF THE TJT HARI RAYA ROUNDING PART 1

2006-11-13T08:22:00.000-08:00

Everyone looking serious(esp me behind the dude wif the blonde hair) Aril as usual not serious and Zaki looking vicariously at syahmi. Looks like a prank coming up.

Everyone emo poses. I'll go for the side view. Gold medal goes to taufiq.Ju looks shy?

Aite time for seriousness is up!!!. Time to rock it guys!!!. Syahmi beign trampled and laid upon.

Formalities r over!!! Time for gags!!!. From left Syahmi opening his diseased mouth, Sudin as usual ABANG FIERCE, Zaki wif a big mouth, Me too looking rather peculiar and Taufiq wif the innocent pose.

All in can say is wad a day!!!. Okay as usual everyone incld. myself procrastinate and delayed the time of meeting up as expected. TJT is constantly procrastinating!!!. This is part 1 of our field trip certain houses were not visited incld mine too.

The 1st house we went to to is Zaki's beau, Fatin. For the 1st time Zaki was able to reminisce the moment at the possibility that it cud be their humble home. Macaroni pasta was up and everyone scrambled to get their share of their food as usual Syahmi dived in quickly and took a large portion of the food. Well as for me i went for the chocs that were awesomely heavenly.

Syahmi is the joke blob crapping, eating and oso taking pics. Amino as usual gt picked on. Syahmi was kinda horny upon seeing his sis. The thing that is seperating them is the age though. haha. Sudin showed off wad he was made off by ripping his gutar and tune to a "Master of Puppets" by Metallica. He played the full guitar solo flawlessly wif no signs of nervousa. Savvy!

Woah luckily most of us came wif empty stomachs. At almost every house we were served wif gr8 food. To topped it off it was awesome. I made a list of awards gng to their respective houses.

Most awesome food served: Fatin's
Gnarliest hair: Sudin's
Nicest Kuih: The Bro's Rehan and Zarie (The cornflakes cookies!)
Messiest Eater and the Fastest: ME!!!!!
Funniest Blob: Syahmi
Wosrt Host: Farah Z for being spastic and noisy
Noisiest person: Aril
Fastest house visited: Aril's
Loudest house: Aril's
Most money amounted: Aril's (5 Bucks but i tink ther is one more cant recall though)
House wif the most number of animal's: Aril's
Noisiest fella: Aril's
Striking costume: Aril's
The only fella wearing the songkok: Aril
Most worried guy to send his gf back: ARIL!

By the list u can tell the most outstanding one is Aril. He succumb himself to self-nervousa went he had to send his gf, Ju back cuz he was afarid of runnig late for her arents were kinda strict.

Pics were taken at Farah Z's humble crib. Enjoi pple. Wait for the next part for they r coming to my crib. Oh No! I am doomed!!!

UTTER CRAP AT THE WRONG HOUR

2006-11-11T09:00:00.000-08:00

PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!

Aite as i lay dying in front of of this keyboard and blog and yapping my eyes r sagging and my mouth is drooping. Here is the list of things i will crap as follows:

Ok 'O' levels for me r "technically over'. Cuz the oni paper i hav left is the crappy 1 hour science paper. Dunno why they make the period so long. I tink its uber crap. I'll take on the paper anitime and get an A.

Next i realise now bands r using foreign language i n their song. Love Like Winter by AFI uses 'Por Siempre' which i dunno wth that means but it sounds savvy and also Sacred Heart by It Dies Today which uses 'Sacre Coeur' which means sacred heart like yeah!. Well check them out. It tink its uber cool.

Next is prom nite on the 23rd nov at the grassroote club bla bla bla. As predicted, i knew those from Sec5 wud not go esp my group of dudes known as LOSTMORONS. Shity ass wun be much fun without them. Why izzit difficult juz to fork out 37 bucks for a fucking nite. Niwae look out for my dresscode . I tink it'll be uber cool.

Lastly, i did an assessment of my past year results together wf my n levels result and the average and my expectations and so on and forth and concluded that this r my marks after a hard time doing sums wif a brain dead after dng maths paper2

English A2
Maths B4
Malay B4
Science A1
Combined Humans A1
Art A1

Seems a little high but i tink i shud be able to make it. Maths i literally not interested while malay is uber crap to me. I am a hater towards my own mother tongue due to unforeseen circumstances or msleading judgments of some who simply likes to degrade people.

Thats all for now if anione doesnt read i dun care many tink its dead.

I'M BACK

2006-11-09T19:49:00.000-08:00

;Aite people The Hey! Man IS BACK. More spastic, gruesome and gory than ever before. Juz kidding. Chill u noe i dun like that kind of shit but nanyway the o levels sure has taken a toll on all the graduating people. Some of them practically were saddened by their careless mistakes; others forego those instances as "FUCK CARE LA" aiming for passes. Yeah wait til they moderate the fucking paper and they'll shove u a D7 wen u r suppose to get a pass. Aim high, obtained moderate; aim really high, obtained high and so forth that is my Quote.

As for this week was a stressful and enervating week. Later on i'll be sitting for the longest and most strenous paper which is the Maths Paper 2. Not that worried though cuz i fared better in paper. The whole week i have been driiling my brain and shovving off my frivolous hair on every paper except Engliush which was a doddle althoough i belief that not many will fare that well. Well wen it comes to language ther r no full marks.

I'm off now familiarizing my maths equations, formula's and skills. Niwae a big THANX to Siswand my neighbour for helping me in Maths. The guy is a splendirous student scoring all A1's for all his subs; even had an interview and newpaper cover. Oh well, he make his mark in books perhaps mine wud be in a different perspective but no not something negative.

A Word of Thanx and ractification

2006-10-08T09:45:00.000-07:00

It's inevitable. U can't escape it. We will be scratching out vascular heads and also our guts out in22 days time durong the 'O' Levels. However before i go in and suffer amnesia and or super brain juiced recall of examination stress i would like to thank several pple who had made my journey to the 'O' levels a bloodcurdling but also a memorable one.

Firstly you gotta thank these pple. They consummate and they bore u(dun mind the language...unless u're made in the test-tube or IVF) To the parents(mine also) who had sacrifice the long hours, blood sweat and tears for the cut-throatness and stress at work juz for us to get a good life. Moms and Dads ur contributions r ractified. To my dad esp. who had made a so-called "investment" on me by buying lots of expensive stuff juz to get good grades.

Secondly, to all dudes and duddettes whether i met u guys b4 or not it doesnt matter. The mutual understanding is there so we can connect wif one another. Thru msn or face-2-face it aint matter. To my "little daughter" Icky whom i never met b4 but chatted almost every nite thannx a lot. To Aya my jap fren whom i juz got to noe thank u for the constant reminder that i can make it. To the LOSTMORONS(HELL YEAH!) thanx also. To Jugend, hehe yeah yeah i wont dissapoint u guys for the constant reminder that my face loks like a poly student. I would hold on to that promise and make it thru.

Last and the most important is to my brudders. To my second brudder Fikri, dun lose ur sight, its within grasp!. And to my all time brudder Amino which both of us get stuck wif for 10 years since primary school!. Yeah we will make it for wad Jugend has promised us to be at. Niwae we r screwing our balls for it.

Thank u pple it has gave me motivation and drive to do well.

ART WORK

2006-09-27T04:55:00.002-07:00

Yeah this is the hard work and dedication of the Sec 5 'O' level students artwork in canvas for paper 1. Some r awesome and mediocre. To sum mostly qualify for an 'A' grade excepet for a few potholes. I'll keep it short here i let u bask in the allurement of our artwork. I let u be the judge of our pieces...

Sometimes art can speak for itself so no need for quirky and critical captions.

P.S. The 1st one is not dis year's work juz a momento work from previous years work. I thot it'll look cool so i juz shoot my cam. Btw my artwork is the 4th one from the top.

Animal Fear

2006-09-18T09:57:00.000-07:00

Apparently everyone has a phobia against certain animals and insects. Dun u lie!!. Its a known fact. I hate frogs and dogs hate me. Sounds ironic???. Yeah cuz frogs r harmless while dogs r very precarious. U never noe when they will strike so i hav to be especially meticulous when it comes to handling those fearsome creatures. Its not that i hate them they juz hav a problem with me. Last month i gt chased twice while this month i'm still safe from their peril. If they cud talk abt the chase they juz had wif me it'll go sumting like this.

"ermm woof woof today i was wif me master enjoying the lush scenery of the gardens in serangoon. Not until this dude wif a sk8board came and ruin my tranquility by ranting loudly and sk8ing noisily near the presence of me master and me. So i broke my leash(i noe me master wun be happy but its for his own good!!) and chase after that dude. HAHAHA. He ran like a pussy and a caitiff all the way up the stairs haha. Eventually i scare him enuf and he stayed on the truck which i am unable to reach. Dammit!!! I sure wanna bite off his legs so that he wun hav to sk8 and make noise!!!"

Thats what i tink will happen. Juz hope the dogs at my place stop chasing me... Yeah as long as i dun sk8 near them...

iPod Nano Hell Yeah!!!

2006-09-13T20:51:00.000-07:00

THE NEW iPOD NANO!!!

Yes after months in the queer silence of competitors trying and vying to beats Apple sales in the market were all dashed when the released of the new iPods. Yes, eventhough without the stoopid FM Radio(in U.S. its XFM radio which is soooooo much better!) and In-line recording they stilll call the shots wen it comes to mp3s.

And hell yeah ther is now the 8gb so shut up SanDisk and stop bragging abt the fact that they hav the biggest fash drive space wif 6gb only. Btw Apple is aso holding back. Apparently they aredy have 16gb Nand memory card which is used in the iPods.

And the earpiece is so much better than the old one that is easily broken. Its now fused together to prevent this.And yeah cool ad. Liked it very much. I tink wif this release 4get abt the handphone. I didnt really nid it in the 1st place. The Zune?? Well i heard there r aredy encounting problems juz the same wif Windows Vista.

And check this webbie for the products http://www.apple.com/ipodnano
Oh yeah i heard the new nano has more RAM and it has beter colour screen. Check this out. iPod Nano playing vids. Yeah on the blooody small screen!!!. I tink the new one is more capable and doesn't overheat that fast.Check this webbie out for more. Btw it will take hours to make it work and it uses Linux which means the CONSOLE sth like CS . Niwae the link has all the instructions needed to make it work. Check out http://ipodlinuxinstl.sourceforge.net/
The Vid!!!

Hmm wad colour shall I buy?.... We'll see... The release due in Singapore is nxt month.

APPLE VS CREATIVE

2006-09-12T09:15:00.000-07:00

How ironic can u get??? Using a Creative earpiece wif an iPod!!!. If Apple sees this they will call me a blasphemer of a consumer.

Apparently both companies if u dunno r at loggerheads cuz of the patent shit.That means that Apple has been using Creative creative juices to make the bloody mp3. Main reason because of the simplistic yet suave click wheel. Niwae i tink its lame and i dunno why in the 1st place Creative sold their manifest to them.

Niwae another competitor is rising. microsoft who has been in line wif Apple produst has a new mp3 gadget up on its sleeve which is the.... MICROSOFT ZUNE!!!

It wud be released at the end of the year and as usual i will get my itchy hands on the gadget juz like the blooody nano which its warranty will end by then.

I am currently torned to what shud i get for my birthday. Its any one on the wishlist. Exclude the mp3 and laptop and specs. I got my hands on those aredy or for certain will get.

Maybe i'll juz get this phone??? The Nokia N73 hmmmm....

Btw check out Mr Brown's blog, the previous entry on the Thumbdrive sold in China. Apparently they use USB 2.0 cables in the interior of the thumbdrive to rip off its consumers. Savvy...

MY MUSIC ME PEEPS!!

2006-09-09T09:55:00.000-07:00

Yeah people u have not noe what the moron listens to when i am suppose to do this review NONG NONG time ago.

I am currently listening to lots of rock. My whole iPod is full of rock and oni rock cuz i rock and i totally am (huahuahua)!!!. However, once in a while i do listen to some other genre juz to be in the groove.

Rock is good to listen to as it gives me adrenaline esp in sk8boarding. It also stresses me out. I listen to all types of rock from Emo, Metal, Death Metal, Experimental, Hardocre, Post-Hardcore, Alternative, Screamo.... The list goes on and on!!!.

I get my music thru P2P and albums if they r awesome. Websites like http://www.purevolume.com, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music and aso the very latest from the underground http://www.smartpunk.com

Here r the current bands i am listening to... check them out

Iron Maiden with their new album ' A Matter Of Life and Death'
Rating: ****1/2
Genre: Classic Metal/Metal
Check out: ''The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg' and 'This Colours Don't Run'

Alexisonfire with their latest offering 'Crisis'
Rating:*****
Genre: Screamo/Hardcore/Rock/Alternative
Check out: 'This Could Be Anywhere In The World', 'Boiled Frogs', 'Crisis' and 'Drunks, Lovers, Sinners and Saints'

Protest The Hero with the mashed ups and mystical style with 'Kezia'
Rating:****1/2
Genre: Metal/Punk/Post-Hardcore
Check out: 'Heretics and Killers', 'Bury The Hatchet' and 'Nautical'

Job For A Cowboy with their critically acclaimed album EP 'DOOM'
Rating:*****
Genre: Death Metal/Thrash Metal/Metal
Check out: 'Entombment of A Machine'

Panic! At The Disco with their 1st album and the best which has yet to come ith 'A Fever You Can't Sweat Out'
Rating:*****
Genre:Rock/Big Beat/Alternative
Check out: THE WHOLE ALBUM IS AWESOME!!! I DOWNLOADED ALL SONGS!!!

Audioslave with their third sucessive new album 'Revelations'
Rating:****1/2
Genre: Rock/Alternative/ New Wave
Check out: 'Original Fire'

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus with their helluva complete album 'Don't You Fake It"
Rating:*****
Genre:Punk Rock/Emo/Powerpop/Pop-Punk/Screamo/Acoustic
Check out: 'Face Down', 'Your Guardian Angel', 'In Fate's Hand' and 'Cat and Mouse'

Kinda weird rite??? ALL mixed neve a specific one. As i am writing this entry i am downloading pop songs like 'SexyBack' and 'Promiscuous Girl'. Well it pays to be open-minded as u can apprecite all songs. Classical and Jazz r aso cool for me.
So peeps music is universal and ther r lots of talent left silence and reprieve of being popular.

To me music is where i seek solace and nirvana in different genres and moods. That means by the songs i listen u can noe my mood. Like if i listen to lots of Death Metal that means i am angry while a Pop song means i am in a good mood.

Find urself in music dudes... Every 1 has their own.

And plz get the mp3s like iPod, Creative, Zune, Sansa or Lemon cuz u nid them to get moving and going!!!

I'm off to my iTunes and pimp myself to music cuz thats what i do best. I am an aspired DJ and i hav loads of songs so u can ask me to send u the song juz by adding my E-Mail at my personal info on the right side of the blog.

I am afterall DJ Alternajib hell yeah!!!

Steve Irwin Croc Hunter Moron

2006-09-04T08:57:00.000-07:00

Go and try to find a crazy guy like him. Who can better him in handling a croc???

I logged on MSN today and i saw 90% of my peeps having the turtle sign on their nick's. Yeah pple the dude who taught us that animals r sacred and friens is dead. The dude that stuff his head in the croc and many other animals. Try finding a more original guy.

From the LOSTMORONS, we truly miss the guy as the inspiration for our madness in the wildlife way. He was killed by a sting ray which swift its tail and caused it to penetrate the heart causing a puncture hole. Damned that sting ray. I bet its stir fried or boiled or sth. His famous catchphrase was "Crikey". H euses it on anything crocodile related.

I have been watching his shows every now and then seeing what the hell and the cool stuff he has in store. I remember the times wen it was broadcasted on Kids Central. I remembered waking up early at around 10 juz to c his antics. Yeah he is one of my idols.

WE TRULY MISS U!!! Ther is barely anione on this face of this planet that can replace this dude... Haiz...

GTA NIGHT OUT MANIA!!!

2006-09-02T09:48:00.000-07:00

Yeah riding the grass cutting contraption

Dude u mixed up the brakes for the accelerator!!!!

TWO'S A CROWD!!!!!!

*blur images due to high speed photo taking

Crazy ass, dick night it was!!! No one in the right state of mind would have done what we did!!!. We found this contraption outside my school. The 1st thing we tried was activating it. After a few trial and errors we manage to make it move. We ride it all the way thru the road and the grass. IT WAS SOOOOO FRIGGIN FUN TO THE MAX. Imagine underage driving!!!

A list of crimes done by the LOSTMORONS:

PUBLIC NUISANCE

VANDALISM

DESTROYING PUBLIC PROPERTY

NOISE POLLUTION AT THE WRONG HOUR

UNDERAGE DRIVING

USING PUBLIC PROPERTY WITH NO OFFICIAL PERMISSION

TOTAL IMPOUND LOT: est. $10000

Yeah thats how much we owe the fucking psyche and strict singapore government for our hour of fun yesterday. Guess what?? We were chased by the police at the area for almost 2 hours. About 10 police cars was under high alert for our presence in the area and also lots of cops(incld. off duty and undercover) were on our asses. Luckily we were used to handling this situation and in the end, we manage to evade the cops after we reach the safehouse.

Damned wad a night!!! If this was Grand Theft Auto(GTA) the cop meter wud be at least 3 stars. However the police has a limited budget and overconfident and thats wad meet their mishap of not able to catch us!!! HAHA!!!

Teacher's Day and the Gay

2006-08-31T08:27:00.000-07:00

Hehe my teacher looking sweet as if she won a beauty pageant!!!

Deprive of a cake for years, she pounced on the cake. Happy Birthday Mrs Iszal!!!

Class photo!!! Only spoiled by a moron cuz of a relapse!!!

U can tell who am i in the pic!!! The gay who spoiled it all (look at the extreme right!!!)

Hey it seemed that this year would be the last year i would be celebrating teacher's day as a student. After this year it'll be a different story. Ther is no "HAPPY LECTURER'S DAY" for god's sake!!!. We bought her cake cuz its her birthday!!! 27 years old Mrs Iszal.

The day started out sulky. We wanted to play soccer but instead, heavy pouring rain came in and wash away our ambitions of being champion class. (Hehe bully the other levels cuz we're the oldest). Dammit.

Dun fret yet!!. We took photos on a joyous occsion for the last time in our school uniform and also celebrated the birthday in her class. 5 years it has been Mrs Iszal has taught us. From the hot fresh graduate wen we saw her wen we were in Sec 1, mesmerized by her X-factor (guys admit it). She's still hot now.

After that ther was the concert. Dammit no bands and mediocre performance by dancing and aso breakdancers. ITS CRAP!!!!. However we spiced it up by having our dedicaton to Mrs Iszal to be made public. She was sure shocked!!!

Saw a few frenz who hav gone to other institutions came back. They look cool and hot!!!. Damned nxt year it'll be my turn!!!.

AND NO FAIR!!! The netball gals bought a bigger cake than us by 3x. Dammit. However, ours is nicer!!! Buekk!!!

Well this is what i wrote in the card they gave to Mrs Iszal:
"To Mrs Iszal who have been our beloved teacher for over five years. We are enamoured wif u around.

For five years u have endured the madness, the complications and also the climax stages of our time in secondary school. U have made our lives at ease wif ur presence and resonance. Ur lectures and advice on life experiences have no doubt been meaningful and useful in making us better students. Although we at Normal academic and the last class, u have not give up on us even though u told us the harsh reality that most of us would not make it to poly. Even though u can be scary and mean at times when it comes to scolding and giving homework respectively, we still love u for who u are. U r a hard person to dislike or hate. Thank u for ur dedication and fulfilment of being the best teacher 5A2 has ever had. Our time in secondary school is indispensable. We will remember u always."

Yeah sounds complicated but at least the message is brought forward.

WELL THEN...

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY!!!

Jugend Camping Trip

2006-08-28T00:12:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Jugend Beach (Pasir Ris Park larghh!!!) Our vocation for today!!!

First activity of the day... Playing cards!!!!

Syahmi aka EMO GUY WANNABE!!! wif the under-size jacket

Trying to lit the pit. Its like friggin small 30cm by 15cm. Well make use of it anyway...

Alamak Sudin dishing out his emo side by tuning the guitar

The tent!!! Complete after an hour of trial and error!!! Helped mainly and embarassingly by Ju.

Yeah tokyto drift on the friggin bikes. They brought it ther all the way from hougang by cycling!!!

Bollywood in the making... Shy la!! Aril and Ju running away from the press(me)

Showing of my photographic skills!!! Though Jugend doesn't pay me...

So lurving!!! Zaki and Fatin posing 4 my cam!!!

Food glorious food!!! Fishballs and chicken layed down on the small pit!!!

Syahmi made a new fren wif the cat. Our company thru the whole time. We've yet to name her. Dun ask hw i noe its a gal...

Birthday celebrations for Zarie on the day and Zaki at the stroke of midnight.

Strawberries. Lustful and sinful pose oni spoiled by sudin's wide smile

Disturbing the dead asleep. I juz took my cam and shoot

Behind close doors of the toilet!!! The revelation!!!

Censorship and explicit pics. May cause hypertension. Hiding their identities. As if we dunno who they r!!!

I feel sorry for the victims for the onslaught they have to put up

More explicit content. Nid i say more???

Reach out for the stars Jugend. With asses held high!!!

PAYBACK TIME. Aril gets groped and disturbed wen he wanted to sleep. Cuz the whole nite he disturbed and irritate us wen we wanna sleep!!!

Alip looks like an uncle. See the future.... Foresight.... btw he's drunk by taking oni 4 gulps of Amsterdam can beer.

After a long night and tiring day we manage to take a group picture. All of us look fatigue and horrible. But sum1 had to steal the show and obviously still hyper. The Aril "plague"

Yeah me and me brudder Amino taking a picture together b4 leaving...

26th August would be remebered as the day Jugend wen nuts, gay and zany. All of us were morons. Admit it. The day started of slow wif the fact that everyone was late and the early bird was me. Waited for almost 2 hours for the arrival of my pick up.

As i stepped into the campsite for the day, the 1st thing we did was playing cards and laying the the foundation. Jugend is lazy larghh!!!!. After that i unpacked my stuff and DVD player was scorching hot. Damned i realize that i accidently turn it
on.

Later on, the BBQ pit was set up and away we go cooking the food brought by Sudin and Alep who cycled all the way. It aso seemed that my stuff gave up on me that day. The speakers gave up after 5 songs. The DVD player was able to play for oni 20 minutes and my ball was punctured. So basically the modernised activities were cancelled.

Supplies were also in the shortage and i had to go to the nearby Cheers store which was not near at all as our campsite was at the far end of Downtown East. So it was tiring cycling back and off.

Activities during the night include celebrating a birthday not 1 but 2. Zarie was spared of the bashing but Zaki was squashed pretty bad at the stroke of midnight.

Later on we ventured into the haunted areas of the park. Firstly, it was the maze. We encountered some tree frogs which was my phobia. At the centre of the maze we stood a ghast at the sight of it amongst the darkness. When we reached the bloody pole, we were bitten hard by fire ants. Along the way as we run (they left without telling us BASTARDS!!!) i tink one of us steeped on a tree frog or the snail. Yux!!!

After that, i bathe in the toilet wher they had a photo fiesta. I slept in the tent. The friggin mosquitoes came in huge numbers and waves!!!. Fuck!!! I had to scratch hard while trying to sleep. DAMNED AMONG ALL ESSENTIAL STUFF WE GOT TO BRING THE INSECT REPELLENT!.To further add to the situation was aril disturbing my sleep by taking pics wif my cam!!!. Niwae he got his retribution later for all he had done the whole night.

At the end of it all after much hype, it was over. We packed our stuff and took a group pic. I called my Pops and Amino follow suit riding on a trip. My pops even gave him Nasi Lemak as he knew we were hungry by the unconventional food we had during the time at the camp. What a time. Memorable and everlasting!!!

2006-08-22T07:44:00.000-07:00

YEAH PEOPLE IT'S SPIDERMAN 3 TRAILER. SPIDERMAN IS EVIL IN THIS MOVIE!!!.

I've always liked the Spiderman franchise. It has always been highly rated in the last 2 movies (5-stars!!!). It is captivating and eye-grabbing as the plot always thickens. The directors in the last 2 movies has make a wonderful job and thus Spiderman 3 would not be a dissapointment definitely. NO WAY I'M GONNA MISS IT!!.

This time ther will be more nemesis such as Sandman, the return of the GREEN GOBLIN taken over by Peter Parker's best friend, Harry Osbourn(whom his dad was the first Green Goblin in the 1st Spiderman movie) and also the split alter ego and personality of Spiderman which is the BLACK SPIDERMAN!!!. My guess is that Venom took over him. Oh well that is juz my perception. It cud be right or wrong.

The problem is....

Who's coming wif me to watch. It could be my treat....

SUSHI MUSHI NUSHI MANIA!!!

2006-08-20T08:07:00.000-07:00

YEH WE GOT SUSHI'S!!! LOTS OF IT!!! HEHE WE'RE IN FER A TREAT!!!

YUM YUM MUNCHING ON!!!

THROWN ABACK AT THE SIGHT OF THE EMPTY PACKETS AND REMNANTS OF SUSHI'S

WHER'S ALL THE SUSHI'S???

OMG SUSHI'S GONE. SOB SOB!!!

Ther is a new craze in town. It's called sushi. Nah it is actually sushi's GOING AT 50% discount. Can u believe that???. I've nv seen such a wonderful ad like this.

We were at Hougang Point after hours of sk8ing we went to Edo Suh=shi. To our amazement ther was ma promotion ther "50% discount" . It was oni fer a while abt 15 mins b4 9pm. Spent $6 to get the discount. That means wen it accumulates to $6 it becomes $3. Sounds cool huh!!!. HELL YEAH!!!. We bought around 20+ packets and we thought we went overboard. Damned acually it was lesser than wad i thot. SHUD HAVE GOTTEN MORE.

We then stuff ourselves wif food and a bottle of Pepsi Twist. Boy were our stomachs happy!!!. Tasting the different sushi's from cucumber, crab stick, beancurd, shark's fin and the mother of all Sushi' s THE CALIFORNIA ROLL!!!.

Hell yeah we're going ther again!!!. I wanna taste of that sumptuous and exquisite sushi's again and again!!!

2006-08-20T07:02:00.000-07:00

Artist: Trivium
Album: Ascendancy
Label: Roadrunner Records
Year: 2005
Rating:*****
Genre: Metal/Thrash Metal/Progressive

This is fer all metalheads out there. I know mainly all my friends don't really listen to metal because its mainly loud and full of nonsense( SO UNTRUE!!).

Trivium has made quite a name for itself in the underground scene. Their first album " Ember to Inferno" did well. However this album was touted to be the best metal album of all time since Metallica's "Black Album". They are also hailed as the next Metallica and Megadeth. This album reached #152 in the Billboard charts while they earned a respectable #4 in the Heatseekers chart. That is very good considering that they still nimble and new to the music scene.

The lead singer Matthew K. Heafy is the youngest metalhead to taste success. At 19, that is sure to be something considering metalheads to be old faggots of aboout in the late-30s. He also plays the lead guitar and does solos. Now that is what i call multi-talented!!!.The drummer Travis L. Smith( not to be confused wif Blink 182's Travis Barker!!!) is also hailed as one of the best drummers. With his quip ability in double pedalling and also coordinating high speed drum notes; FUCK YEAH!!!.

The songs in the album is awesome to the core. Most of the tracks are awesome and good to listen to. The single "Pull Harder On The Strings of Your Martyr" has an awesome start and Heafy's screamo is clear and contrasts unlike some bands whose lead's sounds like dogs or satans. Other awesome songs include "Like Light To The Flies" which is fast paced with an "emo" side to it. "A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation" relates to a broken family very meaningful. To those who want a more sophomore and poppish feel try listening to "Dying In Your Arms". Its melodic and catchy.

If u want more info check them out at http://www.myspace.com/trivium. U can download some of their songs and listen to them. Oh yes their new album "The Crusade" will be out on 10 Oct in line wif Senses Fail's new album and Cradle of Filth's "Thornography"; also my fave bands.

MY FUCKING ROOM!!!

2006-08-16T07:19:00.000-07:00

BEFORE

AFTER

Yeah pple the MORON was hardworking. I WANT GOOD 'O' LEVEL RESULTS BADLY.
I went to the extent of major spring cleaning of my room. It's now spanking clean and i'm dead tired after doing this.

So my friends are you prepared??? 75 days to go. If u don't do sumting u're good as dead. I dun wanna see u guys freaking out and cry like a pussy on the day we get our results.

I've done my part hav u???

FAME OR FLUKE???

2006-08-15T07:02:00.000-07:00

It couldn't have come at a better time!!!

I watched CNA. I saw my school. Anyway it was expected. The Vice-principal bragged about Han Xiang being featured wif 5A1. The portion was about 10 minutes. Kinda boring but upon seeing my friends featured i laughed esp. Narveen and Hareen.

After that i changed the channel to Channel 5. I was eating my dinner at that time. Upon seeing my fatigue face on TV, i was astounded and was throen aback. It was me on television. It was kinda a fluke and pathetic. I did a kickflip but it didn't show the whole thing through.

After that, i called me brudder, Amino to verify. It seems that is took place sumwher in May. It happened when i was waiting for my friends to sk8 round town. As they were late i hang around Youth Park for a while. There were cameras ther but i thought it was sort of a Poly student's project. I reluctantly said yes to the requests of them ak8ing round the area. Damned!!!. If i had realise that i would be featured on TV it would be better propective; not me sweating and looking like crap in front of the viewers who were tuning in.

It was also a kind of an irony. I expected to see my friends from 5A1 but i got my share of fame too!!!. MOM I'M ON TV!!!! MY 5-SECOND CAMEO WAS A FLUKE!!!.

Btw Mrs Iszal looks hot on camera in "Classroom of My Time" the one that had Han XIang faetured. AND also this is not my 1st time i was on the mass media. This occured too when i was featured in the magazine "Teens" in Sec 3. I won't be surprise if i get a call from Mediacorp asking me to be featured in"Life Story".
Telling my life story on how i manage to overcome madness while in the Institute of Mental Health (now known as Buangkok Medical Park) and now in secondary school taking my 'O' levels. And how i turn it to moronism. Yeah right.... as if it were true.

I believe fame would come to me eventually. I juz dunno what kind. It may be good or bad or for certain reasons. WHO KNOWS???

Judgment Day

2006-08-11T12:07:00.000-07:00

Yeah me wif me Sec 5 buds. Best wishes to y'all. Dun bail on us after 'O' Levels!!!.

Yeah, today was judgment day for all of us. The day wher our emotions are tested. It's the friggin' 'O' level mother tongue results. For me i was prepared for any outcome as my malay sux to the core. I usually barely pass or fail as i'm more of an English speaking person.

The results were a shortcoming as my frenz checked our results while having our lessons. Fikri got his news first from his girlfren saying that he got a C6 which is the passing mark.

Upon hearing the news i considered the fact that i got the same marks as Fikri and me are the worst performng malay students in mother tongue. Later on, Hanafi revealed my marks pointing out that all three of us, Faizal, Me and Fikri got C6. We were astounded and thus losing our concentration in Geography class.

After much vrification we did get the marks. I wasn't in the bad mood. Instead of sobbing and feeling regret i gave a positive outcome which scare some people; even those who got higher marks than me. Eventhough a little dissapointed, hey at least i didn't fail. I told my frenz to cheer up as this is not the end. We have a second chance at giving another shot so why not go ahead?

Leon, the worst of the worst Chinese student got D7. He was depressed and gave a sober look. He wanted a C6 at least badly as he never passed his Chinese B4. Furthermore, he added that he might not be taking the paper again. Upon hearing this I fumed!!! U HAVE A FUCKING SECOND CHANCE AND U WANNA BLEW IT AWAY. Even if i get a B3, i tink i'll take the paper again to get a distinction as seconfd chance is given to improve. This is an opportunity!. Grab it!. No other subject allows u to do this!.

My maths teacher, told the class that for those whos barely passed, most 2 most they'll improve by 2 grades. HAH!! I'll prove her wrong!!!. I'll get my A's for my 'O' Levels and that is for certain.

As for my frenz they r okay after crashing at my place watching 'Hard Gay' and also playing my PS2.

From the Capitan to all me frenz, dun feel down. Failure is a step behind gr8 sucess if u do sumting about it. Hope to c all of ya suceed and be somebosy and not a nobody.

NDP SUX!!!

2006-08-10T02:45:00.000-07:00

This year's NDP suck to the core. Firstly the organizers did not make proper arrangements for the large crowd gathered except for the fact that they juz deploy lots of police on patrol.

Went to Esplanade, hwith highh hopes that there would be fireworks but no!!!!!!!! All they did was spraying confetti all over the place. WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER IF THEY HAD FIREWORKS!!!. At least there wud be less mess around the area.

Anfd yes the trip to the toilet was awesome. I was peeing in one corner, and by my right there was this "punk rock" guy wearing a "Bullet For My Valentine" shirt stood waiting to use the receptical. wWhen he went in we all laughed like hell as we could hear his shit fell onto the bottomless hole of the toilet bowl. I hope it ain't too heavy till the water splashed onto his ass!!!.

Went in the Adidas shop and guess wad?? The 1st thing we saw was the FRICKIN CHELSEA jersey. All of us hate Chelsea for "buying" victories and also Jose Mourinho for being a big ass jerki. So we took a picture of our long, pointy middle fingers on the Chelsea logo.

To make the day worse, we were all frustrated by the fact that our dog, Indren was late and he got lost. Thanx to my quip intelligence, he was able to make it after all for the celebrations!!!. The place was jammed pack wif pple and aso chicks.

F(r)iend Of The Year

2006-08-08T07:10:00.000-07:00

Yeah Hareen wif 1 of them!. Me, wif Nina; another 1 of them. Rock Steady dudes!!!

Today we had visitors from the German International Skool. I was a befriender but my form teacher did not send me to the foyer to go interact wif them. However it was later, me and me morons joined them. OK, so we're kinda screwed up jackasses not daring to communicate with them but we enjoy their company.

Also i had to giv my class presents to the student. The Vice Capitan, Fikri dared me to do something outrageous to make them laugh so i did. When i returnde from my visit to the Staff Room, i went in acting like a drag queen. That made everyone laughed. Yeah it's my job anyway as CAPITAN.

The concert sux blah blah blah. Though some of the students shed some tears from the presentation about grandparents. I also noticed that there was a "pretty boy" from the school. He seemed to have mixed blood. Damned, all the chicks dig him to the core. Not surprising though that there was a queue comprised of gals who wanted to take their photos. If only i'm gay(actually i plan to take a pic wif him). Btw he wasn't realloy in the mood.

Ok after that they had a presentation by one of the MCs, Shankar. Yeah it was OK, but the real moment was the photo taking. I bet they never had so much attention b4 as if they r Hollywood stars or sumting. It's like we're the press and they, the Artist.

Had a great time, only spoiled by a busted ankle. Couldn't play soccer but hey at least i got the opportunity to mingle!!!.

If its the other way round, us going to their school i bet we'll get the same audacity

OBSERVATIONS WEEK #1

2006-08-06T08:37:00.000-07:00

Ok from now on ther'll be a blog every week on my observations. Since I am always poking into people's problems and situations, i would like to share it to my audiences. By the way itz kinda crappy so ther isn't a need to contradict. So juz relax and enjoi my point of view of the things around me.

Here is how it goes. Since i made tons of observations, there is now way i could share them all so recollect them and made it into a Top 10 list.

#10- I realize Indians can speak better English than Chinese. I tink this is due to the fact that their original language is quick and pacy so they tend to mellow down wen it comes to English.

#9- DO NOT EVER RUN WHEN U SEE A DOG. They would chase u till u drop.

#8- I dunno why I'm seeing a new trend of people wearing Polo-T's.

#7- 70% of Singapre's hawker or food courts are filled mostly wif Chinese stalls. I usually have a limited choice of food due to the "halal" thingy.

#6- Chicks who wear skimpy skirts are meant to be looked at. If u dun they'll gave u that "look"

#5- Never say "Hi" to a bangla. They'll get all horny and start having thoughts about harassing u and making u their partner in bed.

#4- Here's a good thing, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE USING iPOD!!! NO!!
not iPod, juz it'z earpieces. Poseurs!!!. I see them wearing the iconic white iPod earpiece, and then wen they flashed their mp3, i saw a tiny cheapo mp3 gadget.

#3- NEVER EVER GIVE UR MONEY TO DONATION DRIVES. They aren't sincere and they suck at acting. I went out wif Siti and we've been asked twice. DO I LOOK LIKE I FRIGGIN CARE???. Every year my money's dope on that piece of useless coupon or spare change donated to the rusty tin. The ones asking are never sincere and they'll give u a sore look if u dun donate. It's ok as long as my money is not gonna part of the next" NKF saga". I only made donations to holy matrimonies and nowhere else.

#2- TIp useful for shoppers (esp. GUYS). DUN GO FAR EAST TO BUY STUFF GUYS!!!. Their prices are friggin inflated to the max and there is limited stock of wear for the guys(mbe that's why). Gals u r safe; continue to screw ur boyfriend's deep or shallow pockets to Far East Plaza. Still, itz a cool place to hangout.

AND THE NUMBER 1 OBSERVATION IS...

I'LL KEEP IT SHORT AND SWEET.

#1- It juz happened today. Arabs HAVE THE BIGGEST NOSE AND NOSTRILS. it's like a pipehole. I swear i could fit chamber of pipes in it and it could supply water to Singapore smoothly. AND I THOUGHT MINE WAS HUGE!!!.

Yeah that'z all folks. Tune in to next week's observations!!!. Till then ta ta!

P.S. dun mind the exaggeration and sarcasm. It's ther for good reading!!!.
Oh and i enlarge the fucking font, BIRD!!!

*Najib made his observations in the mpst horrendous way like for eg. he sat down beside wif his brother in the shopping centre plugged wif his iPod in the seat wher people try on their shoes b4 buying. As usual, he misbehaves...

2006-08-06T01:14:00.000-07:00

Artist: Halifax
Album: The Inevitablility of A Strange World
Year: 2006
By Drive-Thru Records
Rating: ****
Genre: Rock/Pop-punk/Emo

Yeah this is my first album review. My fave artist for now. Yes i know itz another underground band unknown to many but so? Appreciating this bands who made good music and has meaning it its songs is better than hearing nonsensical no-nothings.

Ok basically this is their 3rd album and its awesome to the core. All it songs has depth and deep meaning. Their main single which is available on MTV.com download and smartpunk is "Nightmare". Its basically has the feel of their previous album EP which is Emo wif a tinge of deep resonance. That 's what make Halifax so profound and good to listen.

Well if u tink they only know how to "EMO" check out "Our Revolution" it has the poppish feel but it mellows down wif its originality. Other songs in the album such as "Underfire" and "Better Than Sex" make this album worthwhile. This is one Helluva artist u gotta check out.

"Nightmare"

It's second nature for you
But its my first to make you my last one
The last one in my lifeThe first to make you cry
So let's drink this bottle to the very last drop
Tell me what you find at the bottom
Don't say you forgot what I need
Cause all I need is you

Tonight, tonight I send out apologies
Inside this car I'll fly over the edge
And if I try to say your name
I'll just bite my tongue

It's your nightmare
Make sure to handle it well
Turn up your evil, turn down your care
It's your nightmareMake sure to handle it well
Turn up your evil, turn down your care

Aboard this troubled ambulance
The passenger is nowhere to be found
I escapedWhat will they think of me?
What will they think of me when,

I lock my body in the trunk of your car?
Put all the pressure to the gas
Turn the autopilot on
Let's see if we can fly tonight

Tonight, tonight I send out apologies
Inside this car I'll fly over the edge
And if I try to say your name
I'll just bite my tongue

It's your nightmare
Make sure to handle it well
Turn up your evil, turn down your care
It's your nightmare
Make sure to handle it well
Turn up your evil, turn down your care

If I'm the cure and she's the disease
Do what you will, just know what this means
If I'm the cure and she's the disease
Do what you will, just know what this means

Tonight, tonight I send out apologies
And if I try to say your name
I'll just bite my tongue
It's your nightmare
Make sure to handle it well
Turn up your evil, turn down your care
It's your nightmare
Make sure to handle it well
Turn up your evil, turn down your care

Well thats the lyrics for Nightmare. They based their lyrics for this album crossing reality and fiction. See the album name and u'll noe.

Gotta go now check out their URL http://www.purevolume.com/halifax

Horse In The Class

2006-08-02T07:20:00.000-07:00

Haha this blog is dedicated to my lab and maths partner. Go figure!!! His name is obvious in the pic!!!. Ok, this guys is totally neat and is a left brainer so u noe wad i mean.

This pic was drawn to pissed him off wen he was doing his work in D&T juz now. NO NO I'm in Art and u can tell.

Damned juz got my scores for Prelims(ART) today. There's the good news and the bad news to it. Since u guys like to listen to bad news well lets juz get started. Ok marks First!!!

POTENTIAL 'O' LEVEL MARKS: 76/100

CANVAS: 26/40 (-4 MARKS FOR INCOMPLETE WORK)
Drawing Skill: 14/20
Colouring Skill: 12/20 (This is wher my -4 came from!!!)

Visual Diary: 38/60 (cuz i didn't do properly!!!)
Personal Message: 7/10
Artist Research: 6 1\2/10
1st Hand: 6/10 (gonna redo itz crap and most of it is filling up the blanks)
S.E.T: 6 1\2/10 ( A letdown after much effort)
Compo: 7/10
Colour Scheme: 5/10 (due to last minute work and messed up colours)
Final Presentation (Bonus): 5/10 (TOO EXCITED! on the last day of examinations)
Total( For now): 64/100

By the looks of the marks u can tell wad's the good news and the bad news. Yeah the good news being an A1 work whilst the marks for now is 64/100 which is a assed up B4. Damned screw it. I'm redoing the 1st hand, colour scheme and fianal presentation in hopes of an A1 which my teacher have predicted. After all i dun wanna let down me teacher and myself.

The race is on!!! 3 Weeks from now is the deadline!!!. I'll show u the painting in the blog wen itz done. Word Out!!!. @@@ =)

My Chemistry Romance

2006-07-31T07:47:00.000-07:00

Me and Faizal in the moment of madness!!!
I have improve greatly in Chemistry as I aredy start my revision. Haha today's Chemistry lesson was crazy as usual.

Mad scientist Najib was indahouse cracking and juicing out chemical formulas that is disallowed. Today's experiment was on Oxidisation and testing the presence of chloride.

For the oxidising experiment, a strip of magnesium ribbon was given (note that i said a strip!!!). U guessed it, i took the whole container. The bunsen burner also fell victim on my onslaught. I sprayed water in it and vuala it starts popping out viciously.

For the magnesium ribbon, i sprayed a little phenopthalein (purple indicator) and also a solution that turns it purple. I later burned the ribbon and vuala it sparking a bright purple colur then to the usual glowing white colour. I played around wif it as if they were fire crackers.

Next thing was using the phenophthalein in the unknown solution given. I added a little something in it and the indicator float a bright pink purple vortex in the test tube. It was cool and my frenz asked me how i did it. I juz replied wif the word "scientifically ingenius".

My partner in crime do shared his one minute of fame. As usual he alwalys like to overheat the test-tube. Today was the day that the chemical spewed out of the test tube towards the other side of the bench. Luckily no one was injured in the process but was helluva cray moment. Me and my frenz punish him by spraying tap and distilled water and also wetting our hands and tag his uniform leaving a "hand mark". Oh yeah, FINALLY, i did the "nipple crippler" on him.

NO"SK8ING"WEEKEND!!!

2006-07-30T07:54:00.000-07:00

Ahhh what a weekend... The first weekend i didn't ak8 wif the crew and or anyting related to sk8ing. To be honest it was actually a relief not sk8ing.

On Friday, I played in soccer(which i do not play often) in school. Scored 2 goals. Not bad but then i dun wanna go boasting any further.

Saturday, I woke up in a frenzy, Had Physics extra classes wif da rapper guru, Mr Tan. It was a bore. Two and a haf hours doing past years O level papers and going thru every single one. Damned him.

However, after that i chill out wif a gal i knew from friendster whose actually related to my old frenz all the way back in primary school.She was cool and fun to hang out wif.

We hit it off on the right note and we interact well. While waiting for 4 long hours till the start of the movie, we went window shopping and hang around. My mouth is now numb by the endless conversations we had but the conversations were kinda interesying and cool so i dun mind.

Nacho Libre was funny to the core. Jack Black does his thang well joking and crapping. His tag partner was just as funny so ur money won't go to waste not oni to Jack Black's humorous gags.

After that we went to Esplanade to chill. It was kinda cool. Great Sky Experiment had a gig held ther. It wasn't a very good performance eventough they r the better bands in Singapore. What a letdown!!!

I felt kinda guilty not sending Siti home. I shouldn't have overspent and also didn't plan the hangout well so i had no choice but to leave her by herself to go home. Dammit.

SITI I'M SORRY = I didn't mean to leave u in the lurch of unscrupulous and dangerous criminals at night that left u vulnerable. 4give me!!!'

Still it was kinda cool hangout wif Siti. I hopr to do it again when I'm free.

Today sux to the core so i have nothing to say so yeah that'z ma weekend

LOL! THAT BITCH!

2006-07-28T09:30:00.000-07:00

HERE'S A BLOG DEDICATED BY ALL THOSE WHO WERE INVOLVE IN THE CONFLICT JUST NOW IN SCHOOL MAINLY COMPRISING OF 5A2 AND 4A3.

This blog is dedicated to a bitch that screw my fren to the core.

Hey guessed what HAZIRAH! u're featured!!!

Here the thang. We heard every single word out of ur filthy dicky mouth filled with obscenity and bad karma. Hey guess what we're not intimidated by any of ur physical features becoz of lemme c..... hmmmm. they're used and filthy.

HAZIRAH is truly the real life uncouth bitch of the new 21st century. U have not oni hurt our golden couple's feelings (Fikri AND Afifah). F.Y.I NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE CAN MESSED AROUND FIKRI AND ME FRENZ cuz we'll stick by him by crude or by crook.

Trying to get Afifah by ur side. Think again. True love prevails.

Basically this is the gist of the story:

Fikri has been in an "emo" mode this past few weeks. He would be in a good mood at times and sad at times. Me and me buddies hav tried to cheer him up and it worked. However at the sight of Afifah he goes down sitting alone and will coup alone in his sorrow. I felt so "emo" at the sight of it and try to advice him. Truth is, idid actually warned him about first love and expectations like not being too hopeful and clinging on to "the one and only".

Then Hazirah began speculating about the relationship and............... YEHA...........
That bitches foul mouth spread speculation and false news like wildfire and vuala, everyone is hounding for her head. And yearning to slap that slutty face of hers. Here is a basic description of Hazirah:

A

BITCH

WHORE

SLUT

UNREALIST

WITTY

SELF-CENTRED

ACT CUTE

AND...

PROSTITUTE-LIKE

Well that is the real fact abt her. All i have to say is that she ain't safe till she gets what she deserves. As they say "Words can plunge through deeper than a stab"

Btw if this blog about her is not good enough guess what???

There's a part 2 wher her deep dark secrets and habits are revealed.

Here's a sneak preview:
We wore masks in front of her and
ther's sumting she put down at her erhmmm to enlarge it..
Haha