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Friday, January 05, 2007

They call me the Moron's Advocate! I'M BACK!
Yeah wad a kick start to a new year! I receive a Good Progress Award for no rhyme or reason but anyway i juz took the money and blew it all away on a new sk8board!


























AN IMITATION ON THE LEFT




























My new ride fully pimped!



Ripped some new tricks and the deck is awesome. Ok today was especialy enigmatic and coincidental. 1st up i met wif Sijie the hot chick from my school wif her mischievious brother. Looking good as ever!

Next up i met up wif Chrislynn at the bus stop. Haha she also had 150 bucks from Eagles award which she was dumbfounded to get. Spend it all on Mango clothing by the looks of it. Looking sweet as ever. Sadly she'll be migrating. She'll be truly missed. Talked endlessly on random topics esp DOGS!!! I oni lyk certain. Hey chris dun come after me wif ur dogs to bite me ok!???

Nest up was at the bus. Saw the dude shopkeeper from Gallery. Hahax he recognize me cuz i was the fussy one making all the trouble while buying my Nike SB. However to my astonishment and add to my lady lcuk i saw Afifah. Hahax some1 must hav been enamoured by her presence... Hehe...

To further add to my "i saw my fren outside list" i saw my old sk8 mates Chinowat... Well they no longer sk8 no more so u can call them The Kompang Boyz from Block 141.... Cool... I dunno but for no rhyme or reason they always call me Bob Burnquist due to my style esp the specs

Najib aka Bapak out...
Tune in for more updates. And yes i am changing my blog sooner to a more happening, vibrant and zany of the many mad-capped adventures of the moron. Til then bye!








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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Currently in mallaca while i update this blog. Having a short hiatus by spending time wif da family and oso my nephew.

I stuff food to myself every hour. The time spent here ain't that fun either. Of course ther is ths + side wher my cute lil cuz comes along and entert6ain us wif his antics and never ending blabber. I miss the hunks and babes of our lil island aredy. Never wanted to go in the 1st place but circumstaces has thus led me to do so.

Ok time to go. Fuck this bullshit crap town. Its pouring from yesterday and i am sick so dun mind m eblabering my anger and frustration. Feeling flabbergasted. Need the toilet.

damned toilets are at 20 cent ringgit but the stuff ther is 2 times cheaper WTF!!!


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Saturday, December 16, 2006























LOOKS FAMILIAR??? sijie thats what it looks like. NOT EMO!!! still credits for putting in the effort. Ok gtg nw my stomachs burning, the bathroom' calling and the buttocks yearning. Juz did this blog to piss u off and oso compliment u on the effort. =P


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Thursday, December 14, 2006

I am getting wasted by the minute...
No nt by cigs or beer bottles or vodka...
juz wasting time being a wastrel in front of my computer while playing my PS2 and also bullshitting on MSN.
Look at my nick>>>[NIN] My Fcuk (Feat. I.T.) by Dustin Timberwood ~wadever...
see its inevitable that the aftermath of 'O' level was only jovial for that spur of the moment when the fucked up papers r over. Now i am juz straggling becoming a haggard...
Damned no way i am being an EMO! i am gng grunge all messy and stripped to the
bone!


















Maybe i'll be like him; a mindless wanderer finding seats around younglings having bbq and proposing them for me singing 'Bengawan Solo ' like this old man did. At the rate i am gng its coming real soon...(btw he was reluctant to hav his pic taken)


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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Mediator- One that mediates, esp one that reconciles differences between disputants.

Ladies and Gentleman i am a mediator in the cyberworld. apparently in disputes, relatiionship problems. Those reading will noe wad i mean. Its kinda cool but tiring. U gotta hav the endurance to hear the long, boring and dragging complaints but it'll all pays off if u make their day better by putting effort and also a lil luck by nt getting into trouble. seems like i enjoy this role a little too much so much so i made an entry wif definitions.

Ok gtg play my Final Fantasy XII. Holy crap got to wake up early again to gym shit u vice-capitan koston!!!.


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Monday, December 11, 2006

Arghh my body's aching.
Its straining
Its numb
Its void

Damned i need a job.....

Th void hours of my life after O levels r now filled wif going to the gym, swimmiing, playing soccer, crapping, wasting time @ town or some random place but most of all is to SK8! That is wad i am most eager!.


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Saturday, December 09, 2006


ok i hav the fucked up feeling this week.
So uch for the job proposition which was vanished in thin air. Fucked screw the industry man. Al l they want r chinese speaking pple. To add they preferably like girls over guys. Typical male employers who made the trend thus do so to "wash their eyes" by ogling at chicks.


Saw the Goofy Vs. Regular singapore version at the sk8 park. Just like the American, Goofy thrashed regular in most of the events. I am the oni Goofy in Jugend which counts me as very odd thus my fellow jugendians were kinda unhappy. Oh well.

Got a bunch of Jackass stickers in which i kept asking for more though i hav. Seems like a little kid paroding around asking for stickers but its kinda cool to hav stickers if u noe wher to place them at. Plus its JACKASS!!! HELL YEAH!!! Opens in Cinemas in Singapore 25th January. i juz hope that it isnt M18 or R21.

Next week ther'll be another sk8 comp. This time is the test of the lethal and the pros in an unfamiliar obstacle @ Downtown East. It sure to be one helluva an event. Oh yeah and the Billabong sk8 team r coming to Singapore for a sk8 demo. FAmiliar faces like Bucky Lasek and Mike Vallely wud be ther to show noobs like us a thing or 2 in sk8boarding. I dun care i am gettiing picturised by the "drunk bear" Mike Vallely. Mbe i'll giv a few bottles of Vodka and asked him to beat up pple like he always does wen he is drunk.haha.


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The Moron

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Name: Muhammad Najib MORONIC SKATER
Occupation: Student, Moron, Wanderer, Heretic and F(r)iend
Industry: Jugend
Zodiac Year: Snake (not that 1!)
Location: Outside Hell
Sign: STOP!!!
Gender: MALE/GAY
Age:17
E-Mail: sirbiznaj_xero00@hotmail.com

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